The Kingdom of Helios Isles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Luck with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.672 billion Helios Islesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helios Prime. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Helios Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion Plutonium Chips a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,862 Plutonium Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internet has been placed under government control, the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. Helios Isles's national animal is the Puffle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Rue.

Helios Isles is ranked 36,646^th in the world and 13^th in The Local Cluster for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 800.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.